Friday, December 30, 2011

Brand new Softwares!!

In this article, I updated some latest news about Some famous free softwares.

1.CCleaner 3.14.1616 
 
"CCleaner is a freeware system optimization, privacy and cleaning tool. It removes unused files from your system".

Also it perform lots of system tasks like uninstall application,etc.

For more details and download this Click here

 2.Google Chrome 17.0.963.12 Beta
Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer, and easier.
·         New features:
·         One box for everything
·         Thumbnails of your top sites
·         Incognito mode
·         Safe browsing
 Click here for download 

 3.VLC Media Player 1.1.11

 VLC is the wellknown video player that used worldwide and even in Linux.
Its an Open source software.
VLC can play:
    * MPEG-1, MPEG-2 and MPEG-4 / DivX files from a hard disk, a CD-ROM drive, and so on
    * DVDs, VCDs, and Audio CDs
    * From satellite cards (DVB-S)
    * Several types of network streams: UDP/RTP Unicast, UDP/RTP Multicast, HTTP, RTSP, MMS, etc.
    * From acquisition or encoding cards (on GNU/Linux and Windows only)

For download Click here.


Thursday, December 29, 2011

Why we need Online Shops?


Since, most of us have more interest in shopping, we
probably search for a best shop for all kind of items.

Mostly around our city we search for this. After long time and travel
we found a best shop and purchase items there.

We felt so tired about this travel and its a irritating feeling when we plan for next purchase.

As a result we search for the other part of shopping. Yes. we got it now.
It is called " Online Shopping"

Lots of Shops and great malls are available in Online for purchase anything in a good price!

Here we can see some of those sites and their products.

eBay:

US based online shopping site. We can able to sell our product / buy new
product and also we can do Bidding on items to get at lower price.

Its best for buy/sell mobile phones,computer,furnishings, equipment, domain names even vehicles.

PayPal is acceptable and you can able to pay via internet banking also.
Click below image to visit.
 

 








 Flipkart:

Computer accessories,Kitchen items and music players,game equipments and etc we can buy from here.

One good news is, we can Pay after we receive the goods that we ordered.

And they provide 1yr warranty for their items.Now you can find lots of TV ads about this.

Try if you want 














Thursday, December 15, 2011

♥ 7 signs your falling in love ♥


7. You'll read their texts over and over again.

6. You'll walk really really slow while you r with them.

5. They become all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell.

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling, when you think about them.

2. You'll do anything for them.

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the Whole time.






Monday, November 28, 2011

Think for a while...

Just I am thinking about our Human life!

Long long years back, human stayed in forest and lived with natural food
and also depend on natural products without disturbing them.

As the same, we depend on nature now. But the love on to the nature is missing! This is not because of only the developments in science, but also our human selfishness playing a vital role.

We love our home,family,relations,friends,etc. When it come under public,we act as don't care?! Is this good for our life.
No.

So, Please

- Love nature
- Love your nation
- Love our Globe

If a day would come when you searching and watch natural scenes in Google,that day you will feel like ,'no one here to give the love back as like nature!!!'

Thursday, November 17, 2011

6 beautiful HR Questions


Here are some of the typical HR questions asked to find out if the candidates have "out of box" thinking capability.


Question 1:

"What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you, sir."

Question 2:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant?

I will be very excited and take a day off, to celebrate with my husband. (Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.)

Question 3:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived and was kept before the candidate, and then he asked "What is before you?"

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" and got selected.

(You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before him?
Answer: The question was "What is before you U? (-alphabet). Reply was "TEA" T (- alphabet).

Question 5:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to! Pay him back. *
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 6:

The interviewer asked the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and said that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked "how did you decide that this is the central point of this table?", then he answers quickly that "Sir you are not supposed to ask any more question, as it was the last question as you promised .....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittiness.



Monday, September 26, 2011

Points On How To Improve Your Life

Personality:
  • Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  • Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
  • Don't overdo; keep your limits
  • Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
  • Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
  • Dream more while you are awake
  • Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
  • Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/ her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  • Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
  • Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
  • No one is in charge of your happiness except you
  • Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  • Smile and laugh more
  • You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Community:
  • Call your family often
  • Each day give something good to others
  • Forgive everyone for everything
  • Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
  • Try to make at least three people smile each day
  • What other people think of you is none of your business
  • Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

  • Do the right things
  • However good or bad a situation is, it will change
  • No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
  • The best is yet to come
  • Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful

Software guy's Love letter

Sweet heart,

I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long
time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.

My life is an un compiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.


Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last Sunday, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I will provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.

Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I have strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.

And its all but certain that if  this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.


Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...

Best Regards,

Software Programmer

Today This company

Tomorrow Other Company

But always want  your  company!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Modern Panchtantra Story - IT HUMOR

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.


One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ),
He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.



As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, " Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."


She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.


Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"


Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.


The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said " Yes."


The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give


Him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer


Asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"


The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!


********


Moral :If you're not up-to-date with technology trends , it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Secret of a Happily married life

Once it was asked by one of my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"

I said, "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

He asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these decisions"

Mathematical magic tricks

Trick#1

Motive:
With this trick you can tell someone their age the month that they were born in and the day they were born on.

Steps:
Now tells your friend to:
1)   Write down the number of the month they were born on.
2)   Multiply by 100.
3)    Add the day of the month they were born on.
4)  Multiply by 2.
5)  Add 9.
6)  Multiply by 5.
7)  Add 8.
8)  Multiply by 10.
9)  Subtract 419.
10) Add his age.
11) Subtract 111.

Prediction:
The 2 digits on the right is the person’s age. The 2 digits on the left from the person’s age is the day that they were born on. The numbers that are left are the month your friend was born in.

Trick#2

Motive:
Predict the answer for a long mathematics sum.

Steps:
1.Tell your friend to think a three-digit number and have the largest number first then the smaller number and then the smallest number. For example: 742 or 971.

2.Tell him not to let you see his number.( Let’s take that the number is 861)

3.Next tell to turn the number around. (The number would be 168).

4.Now tell to subtract the smallest number from the largest one. (This would be 693). 

5.Now ask your partner to turn that number around.(the number would be 396). 

6.Now add them both together. (This would be 1089)

Now give him or her your paper and then watch his face when he sees that your number was 1089.

Prediction:
The answer is always going to be 1089 so always write that number down. 


Monday, September 5, 2011

The solitary reaper - William Wordsworth



Behold her, single in the field,
Yon solitary Highland Lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!
Alone she cuts and binds the grain,
And sings a melancholy strain;
O listen! for the Vale profound
Is overflowing with the sound.

 

No Nightingale did ever chaunt
More welcome notes to weary bands
Of travellers in some shady haunt,
Among Arabian sands:
A voice so thrilling ne'er was heard
In spring-time from the Cuckoo-bird,
Breaking the silence of the seas
Among the farthest Hebrides.

Will no one tell me what she sings?
Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow
For old, unhappy, far-off things,
And battles long ago:
Or is it some more humble lay,
Familiar matter of to-day?
Some natural sorrow, loss, or pain,
That has been, and may be again?

Whate'er the theme, the Maiden sang
As if her song could have no ending;
I saw her singing at her work,
And o'er the sickle bending;--
I listened, motionless and still;
And, as I mounted up the hill,
The music in my heart I bore,
Long after it was heard no more.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Firefox master password

If you share your computer, using a Master Password is highly recommended, to prevent other users from accessing your stored passwords and logging onto your online accounts and services.

Stored passwords can include webmail and forum account information for browsers and e-mail server passwords for mail readers.

 By setting a Master Password, anyone using your profile will be prompted to enter the master password when access to your stored passwords is needed.
 To set master password, Please follow the below steps.

1.Select "Tools" menu and in option select security tab.Then click check box "Use a master password"
2.Then give the master password twice and check the strength of password.

I'm assure that this will provide a better security.

Warning:
If you forgot the master password you unable to change directly.

Help:
For reset Master password follo the below technique.
Resetting the master password will remove all stored password information.

Firefox: Enter chrome://pippki/content/resetpassword.xul into the Location Bar (address bar), press the "Enter" key and click "Reset".


Thursday, August 18, 2011

Some interesting incidents from the life of Albert Einstein


One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein's driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver's uniform. 

 Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. "Well, the answer to that question is quite simple," he casually replied.

"I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it!"

*********

Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there." When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!" 

**********

Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared. "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!" 

**********
 
When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.Do you want to meet him?. Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him. 

**********

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Preventing Child abuse

If we think that we are a good parent, then we are responsible to teach these things to them.

Awareness and teaching not only come from school.

See the below video.

And make a habit to teach and repeat it for once in six month.


Amazing rare info collection

FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights'(Two Weeks). 

POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

 MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

 BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

NEWS refers to information from Four directions N,E, W, and S.

AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.
A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  
RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 

People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Augest 15, 2011

Every year, we celebrate Independence day in India on Aug15.
Flags, sweets and some big head talks, then TV special programs. Then what?-Nothing!

Why we celebrate this day in national level with holiday?
What is the theme behind it? -We never try to think like this.

We proud to be an Indian. And also we should be in the prior position to help our Indians.
You plan for every year for any good events that increase the quality of our nation.

From my side, I planned to do something with the name of "Sixthsense public awareness orgonization ".
This year I will go to my primary government school in my village and plan to conduct many events and give presents for winners.


I hope they will enjoy the day! me too. Surely I will do this..And I will update the photos soon!

I expect everyone try your own way to do good things for our INDIA!! jai ho!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class

and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar.   He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand.  The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor,   as the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,'  He continued,
there is no room for  the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So...


Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner
.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Collection of Information needed


1.There is a Website:  www.friendstosupport.org. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address.
2.  Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.
3.  If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, 
nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital
Contact : 045420-240668,245732

"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"
4.  If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration
 card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., Missed by someone, simply put
 them into near by any Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the
 owner and Fine will be collected from them.
5.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is
    now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So all of you
    lend your hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
  • Plant more Trees. 
  • Don't waste Water & Electricity. 
  • Don't use or burn Plastics
6.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
    "TREES DO IT FOR FREE" "Respect them and Save them"

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Computer and Me


This is a small story about me and my experience with Computer.

    When I was 10, somebody told about computer. That was a simple definition I heard ever.
"Computer is a magic TV. You will get whatever you want!!” he told like this.

    My dream about computer, made me mad on that time. But the dream comes true at my age15.

    At that time, I joined the course DCA-Diploma in Computer Application" in a small computer center.
I felt very much happy when I touch the computer at first and my learning starts from type A,B,C,D in MS word and draw line in MS-Paint.

    Unfortunately I have chosen my High school studies in Biology stream. So my computer dreams paused
for years.

    I am back. Yes, I decided to do my graduate degree in computer science and done it perfectly.
Lot of friends I had in college, who have same inspiration in Computer as me. We shared our knowledge
among us and we spread to others via Seminars, Workshops, mails and Web feeds.

    During college days, I did my programming courses and also infrastructure courses in a famous institution.
My awareness about computer technology got improved after these courses.

    Except these study oriented streams, I am so much impressed by Multimedia works. So, I did some courses related to 2D animation, Greetings designing, Audio mixing and video editing.

    Most of my skills about computer and other related fields comes through self studies and own interests.

    Finally, I thank all my friends who helps me during my college days and who taught lots of skills for me.

Happy days!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Our EARTH

In the point of Environmental awareness, we should understand this our current situation and act as possible as for save our EARTH!!!!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Bug Magic


Hello All,
*Go to Google translator. Convert “Suresh Raina is God” from English to Serbian Language.

*And now copy the output text and convert it from Serbian to English.
And see the result.

I don’t think it’s a bug!!!!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Life




A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen
on the quality of their fish and asked
how long it took him to catch them.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were
sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children,
and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few
drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

“We have a full life."
The tourist interrupted,
"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?"
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring,
you can buy a second one and a third one
and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man,
you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants
and maybe even open your own plant.

You can then leave this little village and move to  Mexico City , Los
Angeles , or even   New York City ! 

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, "
answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can
start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire,
live in a tiny village near the coast,
sleep late, play with your children,
catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife
and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So
what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.

Moral: Know where you're going in life....
you may already be there!!