Points On How To Improve Your Life

Personality:

• Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
• Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
• Don't overdo; keep your limits
• Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
• Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
• Dream more while you are awake
• Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
• Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/ her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
• Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
• Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
• No one is in charge of your happiness except you
• Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
• Smile and laugh more
• You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

• Call your family often
• Each day give something good to others
• Forgive everyone for everything
• Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
• Try to make at least three people smile each day
• What other people think of you is none of your business
• Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

• Do the right things
• However good or bad a situation is, it will change
• No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
• The best is yet to come
• Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful

Software guy's Love letter

Sweet heart,

I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long
time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.

My life is an un compiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.


Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last Sunday, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I will provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.

Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I have strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.

And its all but certain that if  this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.


Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...

Best Regards,

Software Programmer

Today This company

Tomorrow Other Company

But always want  your  company!

Modern Panchtantra Story - IT HUMOR

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.


One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ),
He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.



As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, " Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."


She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.


Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"


Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.


The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said " Yes."


The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give


Him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer


Asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"


The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!


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Moral :If you're not up-to-date with technology trends , it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Secret of a Happily married life

Once it was asked by one of my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"

I said, "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

He asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these decisions"

Mathematical magic tricks

Trick#1

Motive:

With this trick you can tell someone their age the month that they were born in and the day they were born on.

Steps:

Now tells your friend to:
1)   Write down the number of the month they were born on.
2)   Multiply by 100.
3)    Add the day of the month they were born on.
4)  Multiply by 2.
5)  Add 9.
6)  Multiply by 5.
7)  Add 8.
8)  Multiply by 10.
9)  Subtract 419.
10) Add his age.
11) Subtract 111.

Prediction:

The 2 digits on the right is the person’s age. The 2 digits on the left from the person’s age is the day that they were born on. The numbers that are left are the month your friend was born in.

Trick#2

Motive:

Predict the answer for a long mathematics sum.

Steps:

1.Tell your friend to think a three-digit number and have the largest number first then the smaller number and then the smallest number. For example: 742 or 971.

2.Tell him not to let you see his number.( Let’s take that the number is 861)

3.Next tell to turn the number around. (The number would be 168).

4.Now tell to subtract the smallest number from the largest one. (This would be 693). 

5.Now ask your partner to turn that number around.(the number would be 396). 

6.Now add them both together. (This would be 1089)

Now give him or her your paper and then watch his face when he sees that your number was 1089.

Prediction:

The answer is always going to be 1089 so always write that number down. 

The solitary reaper - William Wordsworth

Behold her, single in the field,
Yon solitary Highland Lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!
Alone she cuts and binds the grain,
And sings a melancholy strain;
O listen! for the Vale profound
Is overflowing with the sound.

 

No Nightingale did ever chaunt
More welcome notes to weary bands
Of travellers in some shady haunt,
Among Arabian sands:
A voice so thrilling ne'er was heard
In spring-time from the Cuckoo-bird,
Breaking the silence of the seas
Among the farthest Hebrides.

Will no one tell me what she sings?
Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow
For old, unhappy, far-off things,
And battles long ago:
Or is it some more humble lay,
Familiar matter of to-day?
Some natural sorrow, loss, or pain,
That has been, and may be again?

Whate'er the theme, the Maiden sang
As if her song could have no ending;
I saw her singing at her work,
And o'er the sickle bending;--
I listened, motionless and still;
And, as I mounted up the hill,
The music in my heart I bore,
Long after it was heard no more.