Sweet heart,
I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long
time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.
My life is an un compiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last Sunday, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I will provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.
Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I have strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...
Best Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow Other Company
But always want your company!
I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long
time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.
My life is an un compiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last Sunday, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I will provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.
Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I have strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...
Best Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow Other Company
But always want your company!